what elicits a response

greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

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purplebuddhaquotes:

“Don’t be so vain to think that you ruined me, that you wrecked me, destroyed me. I am the only one who has the power to do that.”

—

Amanda Helm

Chris just said this

I’m done ruining myself

mordeshakess:

when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right

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wlwriot:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

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cregga-rose-eyes:

dndogs:

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario:

Such a good boy!!

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